Guy #1: Where did you get that ice cream?
Me: Oh, at The Big Chill. Just past Euclid.
Guy #2: Oh, and it's tucked away, right?
Me: Yeah, go past the boarded up storefront. [laughs] It's just around the corner.
Guy #1: I don't think I deserve to have any though.
Me: Why? [Crap, why did I ask that?]
Guy #1: I've been a bad boy.
Me: ......right. Okay, well, enjoy the ice cream.
A few moments later...
But would a life-story story been any better?